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I almost just killed my husband!

Post by Sara Laurent on Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:26 pm

I almost just stabbed my husband in the eye socket with my clicky pencil because I though he was a
rapist/murderer/robber breaking into our home... serves his fanny right coming home early from work
after JUST getting off the phone with me telling me he had to stay late!!!

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Post by Sarabear on Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:28 pm

good thing you didn't kill him

about killing him with a clicky pencil
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Post by Sara Laurent on Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:34 pm

There I was in my scrap room working away on my mini... I just hang up the phone with him because he called to tell me he was working late then all of a sudden I hear the front door open.... Home girl wasnt playing, I was going for the kill shot... I even extended the lead on my pencil a couple of clicks like that was gonna help
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Post by Sarabear on Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:35 pm

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Post by Laura on Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:40 pm

Laughing I'm sure he's glad to know you can take care of yourself in the case of a real intruder!

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Post by Sarabear on Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:46 pm

ummm I'm not sure that is the case since she was using a mechanic pencil

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Post by Sara Laurent on Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:50 pm

Yeah not so much.... But I was using it at the time and was in the end of the house with only bed rooms and a bathroom... It was either the pencil or a roll of toilet paper... I figured the pencil was my best bet
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Post by monica on Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:56 pm

It could certainly poke an eye out...or other things. lol

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Post by Pooky on Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:00 pm

oh my cow, that is hilarious
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Post by Sara Laurent on Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:04 pm

monica wrote:It could certainly poke an eye out...or other things. lol

RIGHT!? Thats where my head was... If he got me or my stuff I was atleast taking a lil sumfin sumfin of my own
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Post by HappyStamper on Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:14 pm

I bet he won't pull that stunt again! Laughing
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Post by scrappnness on Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:17 pm


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Post by Scrappinlala on Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:27 am

LOL THAT is funny!
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Post by miraq on Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:33 am

You are bad Smile

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Post by Cricket on Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:13 pm



you go girl!!! Way to defend yourself!!!
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Post by ceekay on Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:30 pm

lol

now we know that a mechanical pencil can be used as a weapon!
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Post by Liz on Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:13 pm

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Post by Liz on Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:14 pm

And I always crack up whenever someone uses the word 'fanny' - it has a different meaning here in Australia. Laughing Laughing
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Post by Abbygail on Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:19 pm

Oh my!! Kind of funny! :giggle:
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Post by Kaymcee on Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:23 am

Too funny! Had to wipe tears from my eyes!
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Post by HeidiE on Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:38 am

ok now thats funny!!
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!

Post by Sara Laurent on Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:53 am

Liz wrote:And I always crack up whenever someone uses the word 'fanny' - it has a different meaning here in Australia. Laughing Laughing

Ohhh what does it mean!?!
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Post by Scrappinlala on Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:07 am

Sara Laurent wrote:
Liz wrote:And I always crack up whenever someone uses the word 'fanny' - it has a different meaning here in Australia. Laughing Laughing

Ohhh what does it mean!?!

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Post by jessicabree on Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:00 am

OMG Sara! Maybe the craft knife next time?
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!

Post by Liz on Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:02 am

Scrappinlala wrote:
Sara Laurent wrote:
Liz wrote:And I always crack up whenever someone uses the word 'fanny' - it has a different meaning here in Australia. Laughing Laughing

Ohhh what does it mean!?!


Hmmm, how to put it. It's the front lower part of the female anatomoy in Australia Smile
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