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Goofiness: Adult Truths

Post by Tess on Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:46 pm

I received this via email and don't usually post stuff like this, but I actually laughed out loud at some of them. Enjoy! Very Happy

*** Adult Truths ***

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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Re: Goofiness: Adult Truths

Post by Mara on Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:48 pm

omg those are hysterical!!! Thanks for sharing~

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Re: Goofiness: Adult Truths

Post by asarasota on Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:55 pm

I did laugh at one or two... and snorted at at least one!

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Re: Goofiness: Adult Truths

Post by Sheila on Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:28 pm

OH HOLY CRAP....those are hilarious!!!

I spent 9 days with a deaf sister (of course she had every excuse why she didn't hear me), so automatically I knew I was saying everything a minimum of 2 times.

Nap comments...TOTALLY relate to them.

LOL on Blue Ray, as my life goes back to 8 tracks and 45's.
Boredom/Hunger....so guilty of that.

Great list T!!
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Re: Goofiness: Adult Truths

Post by jessicabree on Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:37 pm

Loved this! I found over half funny and only disagreed with like one. Very Happy

#14 made me truly react for its evil genius-ness.


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Re: Goofiness: Adult Truths

Post by rukristin on Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:39 pm

bree, thats still why I have everyone's numbers from the census.

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Re: Goofiness: Adult Truths

Post by HappyStamper on Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:02 pm

I completely agree with all but #21!
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Post by KimL141 on Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:51 pm

I love it!!!

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Re: Goofiness: Adult Truths

Post by Pooky on Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:55 pm

i agree with all of them, and they made me Laughing
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Post by KAT on Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:13 pm

Thanks for sharing! HA-larious!
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Post by Sarabear on Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:06 am

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Re: Goofiness: Adult Truths

Post by jessicabree on Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:14 am

HappyStamper wrote: I completely agree with all but #21!

My only disagree was #6 because I find it easier and faster to write in cursive Smile

And I do tend to wear my jeans more times before washing them than my shirts! (and undies obviously) so I did related to #21! Smile
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Re: Goofiness: Adult Truths

Post by Liz on Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:47 am

This is so funny and I can so relate to the list. I always add numbers to those I don't want to talk to and I screen all my calls. I don't answer 'private number' calls.
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Post by Kaymcee on Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:02 pm

Good stuff! love this! I also keep #s on my phone, but...I rename them DO NOT ANSWER.
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Re: Goofiness: Adult Truths

Post by *Nikki* on Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:11 am

i love all of them!!
that was pure greatness!!
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