I almost just killed my husband!
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I almost just killed my husband!
by Sara Laurent Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:26 pm
I almost just stabbed my husband in the eye socket with my clicky pencil because I though he was a
rapist/murderer/robber
breaking into our home... serves his fanny right coming home early from work
after JUST getting off the phone with me telling me he had to stay late!!!
rapist/murderer/robber
breaking into our home... serves his fanny right coming home early from workafter JUST getting off the phone with me telling me he had to stay late!!!
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Sarabear Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:28 pm
good thing you didn't kill him
about killing him with a clicky pencil 
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Sara Laurent Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:34 pm
There I was in my scrap room working away on my mini... I just hang up the phone with him because he called to tell me he was working late then all of a sudden I hear the front door open.... Home girl wasnt playing, I was going for the kill shot... I even extended the lead on my pencil a couple of clicks like that was gonna help 
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Laura Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:40 pm
I'm sure he's glad to know you can take care of yourself in the case of a real intruder!
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Sarabear Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:46 pm
ummm I'm not sure that is the case since she was using a mechanic pencil
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Sara Laurent Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:50 pm
Yeah not so much.... But I was using it at the time and was in the end of the house with only bed rooms and a bathroom... It was either the pencil or a roll of toilet paper... I figured the pencil was my best bet 
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by monica Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:56 pm
It could certainly poke an eye out...or other things. lol
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Sara Laurent Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:04 pm
monica wrote:It could certainly poke an eye out...or other things. lol
RIGHT!? Thats where my head was... If he got me or my stuff I was atleast taking a lil sumfin sumfin of my own
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by HappyStamper Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:14 pm
I bet he won't pull that stunt again!
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Cricket Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:13 pm
you go girl!!! Way to defend yourself!!!
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by ceekay Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:30 pm
lol
now we know that a mechanical pencil can be used as a weapon!
now we know that a mechanical pencil can be used as a weapon!
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Liz Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:14 pm
And I always crack up whenever someone uses the word 'fanny' - it has a different meaning here in Australia.
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Abbygail Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:19 pm
Oh my!! Kind of funny! :giggle:
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Kaymcee Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:23 am
Too funny! Had to wipe tears from my eyes! 
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Sara Laurent Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:53 am
Liz wrote:And I always crack up whenever someone uses the word 'fanny' - it has a different meaning here in Australia.
Ohhh what does it mean!?!
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Scrappinlala Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:07 am
Sara Laurent wrote:Liz wrote:And I always crack up whenever someone uses the word 'fanny' - it has a different meaning here in Australia.
Ohhh what does it mean!?!
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by jessicabree Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:00 am
OMG Sara! Maybe the craft knife next time?
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Re: I almost just killed my husband!
by Liz Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:02 am
Scrappinlala wrote:Sara Laurent wrote:Liz wrote:And I always crack up whenever someone uses the word 'fanny' - it has a different meaning here in Australia.
Ohhh what does it mean!?!
Hmmm, how to put it. It's the front lower part of the female anatomoy in Australia
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